Recently, I have come across an interesting type of “fan.” I’ll admit, working at a Bama retail store, I come across many interesting fans.
Some are interesting in a good way, and some well…they are just interesting for lack of a better word. As I’ve been there almost two years, let me enlighten you on the different fans I see come through our doors.
The Die-Hard Fan
I come across the die-hard fan for a University as a whole, very rarely. These are the fans that not only buy score shirts for football season, but want to know why we don’t have score shirts from the basketball team’s win over Toledo tonight and will want to know about score shirts from beating Tennessee in baseball when that comes around.
It’s the fan that gets “I heart Bama” tattooed on his chest right next to the picture of the Coors light can. This is the fan that attends, watches, or listens to every Alabama sporting event whether it be football, basketball, baseball, gymnastics, or even golf.
This fan loves his teams, loves his sports, and most of all, loves Alabama.
The “I like Alabama because the colors are pretty” Fan
These are the fashion runway people in Alabama sports, and they will most likely out style us all. These are usually the fans that call crimson “cherry” and houndstooth “checkered.” They are the fans that, quite honestly, we laugh at but hey, it’s business and job security.
And who can blame them really? Crimson does go with almost everything.
The “Alabama’s winning so I’ll root for them” Fan
This fan, much like the “because the colors are pretty” fans, are popping up more frequently because of Bama’s successful football season. These fans are usually the ones that we can pinpoint pretty quickly because they’ll ask something stupid like, “What does the S stand for?” on our “S The Coach” stickers.
All I ask is that they please refer to my previous article to at least edumacate themselves enough to not give themselves away as closet Bama fans right off the bat. At least let me get to the good trivia questions. It’s getting slow, and I need entertainment.
The “My spouse is, so why not?” Fan
This is the fan that usually provides the most life right next to the die-hard fan or the closet fan. I’ll never forget the lady that came into our store asking for “A checkahd pimp hat with a red feather,” (in reference to the Bear hats that we sell) for her husband.
We got a good hour of laughter, and she got her pimp hat. Everyone was happy, and that’s our store’s only goal in existence.
The “One Sport Wonder” Fan
As indicated by the title, this is the fan that is most intriguing and most aggravating to me right now.
This is the fan that is at every football game, knows the commitments before Saban does, knows the schedule and records by heart, and has almost every picture known to man-kind from the games.
Ask them about basketball though, and they look about as flabbergasted as Rosie O’Donnell would if you told her there were things called fat free chips, and you didn’t have to eat the whole bag at one time.
I can understand following one sport a little more closely than others. I myself am probably a little more involved with football than I am with basketball or baseball, but I still keep up with and watch the others if I’m not at the games.
I do not, however, understand being so into one university program, saying you love it and it gives you more pleasure than your wife ever has, and then not looking into the other sports that the university has to offer.
I’m sure there are several fans like that on this site for Alabama and other universities as well. Alabama has traditionally been a football school, honestly. However, with Anthony Grant as our new men’s basketball coach, our basketball team is looking pretty decent as well. I’m thrilled about the excitement he is bringing to the program, which is what he set out to do.
My message is this, right next to the Alabama Crimson Tide Football button you have at the top left of your screen, go to the Alabama Basketball Community , and join there. Go to the Alabama Baseball Community, and join there (when it is available).
Get involved with not only one sport, but the university as a whole. They are all young men and women living a dream (or nightmare depending on if Saban had his oatmeal cream pies that morning).
Who are we to say that they aren’t good enough for our support because they don’t play a sport we like as well as another because we’ve never given it a shot? Why is it that we tend to lean to one sport or another?
Also, there might be some fan types I over looked, and if you come up with more, feel free to add them below.
Roll Tide!