If you noticed the subtle pun in the headline, good for you! If not, don't feel so bad. A month ago, I wouldn't have got it either.
When the average American sports fan hears the word "curling," probably the first thing that comes to their mind is the cylindrical iron owned by their wife/girlfriend/sister.
The next thing that comes to mind might be a laughable sport involving ice, brooms, and large rocks.
Ice, brooms, and large rocks, eh? Sounds more like a house party gone horribly wrong than an Olympic sport, doesn't it?
Wait? Did you just say "Olympic sport?"
Yep. Curling has been a full-blown Olympic sport ever since the 1998 Winter Games in Nagano, Japan. It has enjoyed just an occasional sliver of coverage in the United States ever since, despite surprisingly high TV ratings during Olympic coverage.
But living in a small town less than one hundred miles from the U.S.-Canadian border means that I don't need to count on American television to get my curling fix. Around here, the CBC is broadcast on basic cable.
And when you only have basic cable, it's not uncommon for curling to be the most interesting thing you'll find while channel surfing.
At first, I reacted to it in the same way that most Americans react to something foreign; I made fun of it. It seemed so absurd to watch these so-called athletes exhibit such intensity over sliding a chunk of granite across a long sheet of ice. Even more senseless was how their teammates swept tenaciously in front of it, not appearing to have any significant impact on its speed or direction.
But there was a crowd. And they cheered! Not just your average, half-hearted applause from the gallery, either; I'm talking Tiger-Woods-on-the-eighteenth-hole cheered.
Not only that, but it was women's curling. Pardon my sexism, but about half of those girls are pretty darn gorgeous! Don't believe me? Just try googling Cassie Johnson, Jennifer Jones, or Moe Meguro. With these women lunging and sliding across the ice, who wouldn't watch long enough to be intrigued by the game? Rowrrr!
It's not just the foxy ladies that make it interesting to watch, though. Since curling is a sport centered around accuracy and strategy instead of speed, strength, and agility, internationally acclaimed curlers do not look like the stereotypical athlete.
Take the guy in this photo, for example. Does he look like an Olympic athlete to you? Believe it or not, he's considered one of the best curlers in the world! In what other sport besides bowling or golf could a 40-year-old bald guy be a national icon?
No. Curlers look like, and often are, regular people. There's really no such thing as a professional curler. Though there are some major curling events that have cash prizes, most curlers have day jobs. Even those who compete internationally usually have regular careers in the off-season.
Watching these "regular people" compete for a World Championship in anything is interesting to watch; if only because it makes you think, "If they can do it, why not me?"
Thus, I soon found myself trying to understand the goals, rules, and strategy involved in curling. I made futile attempts at deciphering terms like 'ends' and 'hammer' frequently spewed by commentators. I struggled to understand what the sweeping was all about and why they didn't always try to get their stone to land in the center of that big bulls-eye.
Perhaps if one watches any nationally televised sport long enough they will come to appreciate the amount of skill involved. The same goes for curling.
After a while, it's hard not to be amazed at how the thrower can put just enough force and spin on a stone to get it to stop in just the right place. When you realize just how precise they have to be in order to pull off a double takeout, watching someone attempt a clutch free-throw in the NCAA tournament pales in comparison.
Heck, I was just in awe over how they were able to move down the ice and frantically work their brushes without tripping over the stones already in play!
Slowly I began to understand, and suddenly it was even more fun to watch and cheer for those cute Canadian twenty-somethings as they made their way to a 2008 World Championship title.
These next few weeks will feature the men's World Championship tournament, and I must say that I'm looking forward to catching a few games on CBC. The eye-candy factor will be lacking, but the curling should be at least as exciting.
For those of you who don't have the privilege of accessing Canadian television, don't fret. It won't be long before the 2010 Olympic Winter Games are upon us, sure to give everyone in the States yet another peek into a truly endearing sport.